Ask me anything in the doobleedo ^
So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..
WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?
WHY IS JENSEN’S FACE ON IT?!
NO IM DONE CRYING
WHAT IS THIS
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
when people send your friends anon hate
"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America
This guy brought his whole fucking desktop into Starbucks.
i will always find a way out
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t