shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
Queens of the Stone Age, Cage the Elephant, Mayday Parade, Radiohead, Muse, Desert Sessions, The Smiths, Peace, The Pigeon Detectives, Arcade Fire, The Mars Volta, Peal Jam, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Broken Bells, Modest Mouse, The xx.
I don’t take school photos I do school photoshoots
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
"You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him." —Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
watching british porn like
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
Built over 100 years ago, the Flatiron was one of the tallest and most groundbreaking skyscrapers in the city. It’s beautifully iconic and quintessentially New York. This was taken on our last trip there.